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Candy Williams:
There's thirteen people in the audience.
Hap Schneider: This is no time to be superstitious. It's bad luck.
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Phil Silvers
(as Hap Schneider)
in
Lucky Me
(1954)
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Candy Williams:
This is strictly business, Mr. Carson.
Dick Carson: Yes, Miss Williams. Strictly business. Candy Williams: Oh, Mr. Carson! [hugs him] |
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Hap Schneider:
[after Candy breaks a mirror] Hey, what's the matter with you? That's seven years bad luck.
Candy Williams: Let's make it fourteen. [smashes another mirror] Hap Schneider: Wanna try for twenty-one? [Candy smashes a third mirror]
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Phil Silvers
(as Hap Schneider)
in
Lucky Me
(1954)
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Hap Schneider:
"Food By Anton". There's a nice bit. Here we are loaded with talent, and some hash hustler gets his name up in lights.
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Phil Silvers
(as Hap Schneider)
in
Lucky Me
(1954)
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Hap Schneider:
Say, how about a little square-dancin'? Yahoo!
[jumps on the table and it collapses] Party Guest: Alright? Hap Schneider: Must be these boots, I'm used to dancing in my bare feet. How's everybody? Ah! Yahoo!
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Phil Silvers
(as Hap Schneider)
in
Lucky Me
(1954)
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[last lines]
Otis Thayer: Ooh, Friday the Thirteenth. Anyone around here superstitious? Candy Williams: Well, I, I... I used to be. But I'm not anymore. Not Lucky Me. |