Justice of the Peace: [Bill and Connie getting married by a Justice of the Peace] My wife will be the witness. She'll be down in a minute... Oh, here she is now.
Wife of the Justice of the Peace: [Barely glancing at the couple] Are they sober?
Justice of the Peace: Well, I... I... I think so.
Connie Allenbury: This is love, not liquor.

- Myrna Loy (as Connie Allenbury) in Libeled Lady (1936)

Mr. Allenbury: That man is a first class angler!
Connie Allenbury: If he's first class, I'm traveling steerage.

- Myrna Loy (as Connie Allenbury) in Libeled Lady (1936)

Gladys: Can't you go any faster?
Cab Driver: I can, but the cab can't.

- Jean Harlow (as Gladys) in Libeled Lady (1936)

Gladys: The things I do for that newspaper!

- Jean Harlow (as Gladys) in Libeled Lady (1936)

Magistrate: Well I hope you'll be very happy and don't forget to invite me to your silver anniversary.
Gladys: It'll have to be in the next six weeks!

- Jean Harlow (as Gladys) in Libeled Lady (1936)

Bill Chandler: I thought that was rather clever of me.
Connie Allenbury: Yes, I thought you thought so.

- Myrna Loy (as Connie Allenbury) in Libeled Lady (1936)

Connie Allenbury: Any woman can be starved by neglect. The little attentions Bill paid you seemed so much greater, because you weren't getting them from Haggerty.
Gladys: The only time Warren ever sent me flowers, he signed Bill's name to the card!
Connie Allenbury: Exactly! He probably never noticed the clothes you wore, never told you how lovely you looked, the way Bill did.
Gladys: That's right! How did you know?
Connie Allenbury: Women can't fool women about men.

- Myrna Loy (as Connie Allenbury) in Libeled Lady (1936)

Connie Allenbury: You can't build a life on hate, or a marriage on spite. Marriage is too important. Mine only lasted an hour, but... I know.

- Myrna Loy (as Connie Allenbury) in Libeled Lady (1936)