Judge: You face charges of attempt to commit mayhem.
Curly: You mean murder!

- Curly Howard in Idiots Deluxe (1945)

Moe: If there's anything I like better than honey and ketchup, it's baloney and whip cream! And we haven't got any.

- Moe Howard in Idiots Deluxe (1945)

Moe: Quiet! Quiet!
[to a cat]
Moe: Quit stomping around! Quiet!
[throws his ice pack at it, cat screeches]

- Moe Howard in Idiots Deluxe (1945)

Judge: Were you ever indicted?
Moe: Not since I was a baby, your honor.

- Moe Howard in Idiots Deluxe (1945)