Quotes from I Married a Witch (1942)

9 quotes
Cecil Kellaway
Wallace Wooley: I'm afraid you've got a hangover.
Daniel: Don't tell me what I've got! I invented the hangover. It was in 1892... B.C.

Robert Warwick
J.B. Masterson: Will you try to be a little more pleasant, at least until after the wedding?
- Robert Warwick (as J.B. Masterson) in I Married a Witch (1942)

Robert Benchley
Dr. Dudley White: It's OK. He fell out of the window.
- Robert Benchley (as Dr. Dudley White) in I Married a Witch (1942)

Robert Benchley
Dr. Dudley White: Oh well, it's late, I've got to be getting into my strait jacket. I'll call a broom.
- Robert Benchley (as Dr. Dudley White) in I Married a Witch (1942)

Veronica Lake
Jennifer: 'Twould be nice to have lips... lips to whisper lies... lips to kiss man and make him suffer. Father, why cannot I have lips, and eyes, and hair?
- Veronica Lake (as Jennifer) in I Married a Witch (1942)

Veronica Lake
Jennifer: Ever hear of the decline and fall of the Roman Empire? That was our crowd.
- Veronica Lake (as Jennifer) in I Married a Witch (1942)

Cecil Kellaway
Daniel: [(sings)] For tonight I merry merry be / Tomorrow I'll be sober.

Cecil Kellaway
Daniel: Goodbye, Jennifer, be a bad girl.

Cecil Kellaway
Daniel: Pistol, pistol, let there be/Murder in the first degree