Wallace Wooley: I'm afraid you've got a hangover. Daniel: Don't tell me what I've got! I invented the hangover. It was in 1892... B.C. - Cecil Kellaway (as Daniel) in I Married a Witch (1942)

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J.B. Masterson: Will you try to be a little more pleasant, at least until after the wedding? - Robert Warwick (as J.B. Masterson) in I Married a Witch (1942)

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Dr. Dudley White: It's OK. He fell out of the window. - Robert Benchley (as Dr. Dudley White) in I Married a Witch (1942)

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Dr. Dudley White: Oh well, it's late, I've got to be getting into my strait jacket. I'll call a broom. - Robert Benchley (as Dr. Dudley White) in I Married a Witch (1942)

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Jennifer: 'Twould be nice to have lips... lips to whisper lies... lips to kiss man and make him suffer. Father, why cannot I have lips, and eyes, and hair? - Veronica Lake (as Jennifer) in I Married a Witch (1942)

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Jennifer: Ever hear of the decline and fall of the Roman Empire? That was our crowd. - Veronica Lake (as Jennifer) in I Married a Witch (1942)

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Daniel: [(sings)] For tonight I merry merry be / Tomorrow I'll be sober. - Cecil Kellaway (as Daniel) in I Married a Witch (1942)

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Daniel: Goodbye, Jennifer, be a bad girl. - Cecil Kellaway (as Daniel) in I Married a Witch (1942)

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Daniel: Pistol, pistol, let there be/Murder in the first degree - Cecil Kellaway (as Daniel) in I Married a Witch (1942)

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