Quotes from I Love Melvin (1953)

Mr. Prouty: Are you drunk, Mr. Schneider?
Mr. Schneider: Forget that "Schneider" bit! I've just been to court changing my name to "LeRoy"!
Mr. Prouty: Splendid. Are you drunk, Mr. LeRoy?

- Les Tremayne in I Love Melvin (1953)

Mr. Schneider: [surreptitiously watching Judy in a long kiss with Melvin outside the door] What is this - a time exposure?

- Les Tremayne in I Love Melvin (1953)

Mr. Schneider: Have some food!
Melvin: No thanks, not on an empty stomach.

- Donald O'Connor in I Love Melvin (1953)

Mr. Schneider: You know, that fella's got maybe a thousand pictures of you. What's he doing with 'em, papering a wall?

- Les Tremayne in I Love Melvin (1953)

Melvin: [Extending his hand] Melvin Hoover, "Look"
Mr. Schneider: At what?

- Les Tremayne in I Love Melvin (1953)

[Seeing Judy and Melvin kissing]
Mr. Schneider: What is it, a timed exposure?

- Les Tremayne in I Love Melvin (1953)