Customs Inspector: [finding a jar of coffee in Klemper's bag] You're bringing instant coffee to Brazil? I won't dignify this by confiscating it!
[makes Klemper open the jar and empty it into the trash]

- Cesar Romero (as Customs Inspector) in Hot Millions (1968)

Customs Inspector: [glances into Caesar's bag full of money, smiles] Welcome to Brazil, senhor!

- Cesar Romero (as Customs Inspector) in Hot Millions (1968)

Patty: A woman's place is in the home... making money!

- Maggie Smith (as Patty Terwilliger Smith) in Hot Millions (1968)

Marcus Pendleton: 'Ere! You watch your tongue! Any idiot can steal. *I* been em-*bezz*-lin'!

- Peter Ustinov (as Marcus Pendleton / Caesar Smith) in Hot Millions (1968)

Marcus Pendleton: Patty asks Marcus what are assets. Marcus replies "Little female donkeys" with a cackle.

- Peter Ustinov (as Marcus Pendleton / Caesar Smith) in Hot Millions (1968)