Nurse #1: You've just had a baby.
Weejie 'Tubby' McCoy: Oh a baby... is it a boy or girl?
Nurse #1: Boy.
Weejie 'Tubby' McCoy: Oh... does he look like me?
Nurse #1: Exactly like you.
Weejie 'Tubby' McCoy: Oh a baby... A BABY!
[jumps up from the gurney, revealing himself to be a man and runs away, the nurse screams and faints]
Flash Fulton: Where've you been?
Weejie 'Tubby' McCoy: Having a baby.

- Lou Costello (as Weejie 'Tubby' McCoy) in Hit the Ice (1943)

Flash Fulton: This bank's been stuck up.
Weejie 'Tubby' McCoy: What've they got to be stuck up for? They're no better than any other bank.

- Lou Costello (as Weejie 'Tubby' McCoy) in Hit the Ice (1943)

Weejie 'Tubby' McCoy: [moaning] Oh I was shot, somebody stabbed me.

- Lou Costello (as Weejie 'Tubby' McCoy) in Hit the Ice (1943)

Weejie 'Tubby' McCoy: [trying to get the dog sled team to run] Oatmeal, oatmeal! Cornmeal!... Mush!

- Lou Costello (as Weejie 'Tubby' McCoy) in Hit the Ice (1943)

Weejie 'Tubby' McCoy: [trying to ice skate] Left foot, right foot, left foot, everybody's doing it.

- Lou Costello (as Weejie 'Tubby' McCoy) in Hit the Ice (1943)