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Horace:
Dolly Levi, you are a damned exasperating woman.
Dolly Levi: Why Horace Vandergelder. That is the nicest thing you have ever said to me. Ha ha.
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Barbra Streisand
(as Dolly Levi)
in
Hello Dolly!
(1969)
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Horace:
Eighty percent of the people in the world are fools and the rest of us are in danger of contamination.
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Walter Matthau
(as Horace Vandergelder)
in
Hello Dolly!
(1969)
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Horace:
I'm going to march in the 14th street parade with the only kind of people I can trust: 700 men.
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Walter Matthau
(as Horace Vandergelder)
in
Hello Dolly!
(1969)
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Horace:
It takes a woman all powdered and pink to joyously clean out the drain in the sink!
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Walter Matthau
(as Horace Vandergelder)
in
Hello Dolly!
(1969)
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Horace:
Mrs. Malloy, I shan't bother you again. And I hope vice versa.
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Walter Matthau
(as Horace Vandergelder)
in
Hello Dolly!
(1969)
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Cornelius Hackl:
I've lost everything: my job, my future, everything people *think* is important, but I don't care - because even if I have to dig ditches for the rest of my life, I shall be a ditch-digger who once had a wonderful day.
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Michael Crawford
(as Cornelius Hackl)
in
Hello Dolly!
(1969)
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Cornelius Hackl:
Look, I'm dancing!
[carelessly backs into a chair and falls] Cornelius Hackl: Uh, I was.
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Michael Crawford
(as Cornelius Hackl)
in
Hello Dolly!
(1969)
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