Connie Fuller: It's Saturday afternoon. I'm taking you for a drive in the country.
Bill Fuller: A drive? What do I want to drive in the country for? It's full of insects.

- Jack Benny (as Bill Fuller) in George Washington Slept Here (1942)

Connie Fuller: This must be why people drink, it makes them feel better.

- Ann Sheridan (as Connie Fuller) in George Washington Slept Here (1942)

Bill Fuller: Connie, why didn't you tell me about this letter from the bank?
Connie Fuller: I didn't want to bother you, Bill.
Bill Fuller: Bother me? It's just a letter about foreclosure, that's all.

- Jack Benny (as Bill Fuller) in George Washington Slept Here (1942)

Bill Fuller: If George Washington slept here, where did he hang his clothes? There's not a single closet in this house, he also apparently didn't go to the bathroom.

- Jack Benny (as Bill Fuller) in George Washington Slept Here (1942)

Raymond: [hanging from a tree branch] Hey Uncle Bill, look at me, I'm Tarzan the apeman!
[singing]
Raymond: Look at me, up in a tree!
Bill Fuller: Right where he belongs.

- Jack Benny (as Bill Fuller) in George Washington Slept Here (1942)

Wife Slapping Passenger: [to Raymond] They should've given you the electric highchair.

- Isabel Withers (as Wife of Apartment Hunter) in George Washington Slept Here (1942)