Eleanor: I wish a man would marry me so I could wear a decent hat.
Shemp 'Shempy': that's the best reason for getting married I ever heard.

- Charles Butterworth (as Shemp 'Shempy') in Forsaking All Others (1934)

Eleanor: I wish I were a man.
Shemp 'Shempy': Were, or had?

- Charles Butterworth (as Shemp 'Shempy') in Forsaking All Others (1934)

Eleanor: Oh, I want to go to the bachelor dinner.
Shemp 'Shempy': Can you do a fan dance?
Eleanor: I invented the fan dance.
Shemp 'Shempy': I saw one with electric fans once, it was awful

- Charles Butterworth (as Shemp 'Shempy') in Forsaking All Others (1934)

Eleanor: You worry more about something to worry about than you worry about an actual worry.
Mary Clay: Can you say that again?

- Joan Crawford (as Mary Clay) in Forsaking All Others (1934)

Jeffrey 'Jeff': Come on, Shemp, my boy. We've only got one night to do a weeks drinking.

- Clark Gable (as Jeffrey 'Jeff' / 'Jeffy' Williams) in Forsaking All Others (1934)

Shemp 'Shempy': as he helps Paula pick up the Dining table and carry it, Where are we going?
Aunt Paula: To Cairo, where do you think, we're going to the Kitchen.

- Billie Burke (as Aunt Paula) in Forsaking All Others (1934)

Dillon 'Dill': I could make a fire by rubbing two boy scouts together.

- Robert Montgomery (as Dillon 'Dill' / 'Dilly' Todd) in Forsaking All Others (1934)