Humphrey: [Last lines] A kiss like that could kill a guy!"

- Bob Hope (as Humphrey) in Fancy Pants (1950)

Agatha: Gee, if you're an actor, we've got a chance, and if you're a good actor this could be the biggest job you ever had.
Humphrey: Yeah, and I'd be the star - that's a step up... and an audience of three - that's a step up.

- Bob Hope (as Humphrey) in Fancy Pants (1950)

[Arthur jumps onto the horse behind Agatha, only for both of them to fall off]
Humphrey: Wouldn't it be much simpler to call a cab?

- Bob Hope (as Humphrey) in Fancy Pants (1950)

[as Sir Wimbley kisses her hand]
Agatha: You act if gravy was on it!

- Lucille Ball (as Agatha Floud) in Fancy Pants (1950)

[during opening credits]
Humphrey: No popcorn during my performance... peasants!

- Bob Hope (as Humphrey) in Fancy Pants (1950)