Maria Forst: There's a Bergman film in the neighborhood. Richard Forst: I don't feel like getting depressed tonight. - John Marley in Faces (1968)

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Richard Forst: I think we were all created evil! Then some... or some wise guy, some, uh, a leftwinger, or a, a union organizer comes along and tells us that we were all created good, we were all created in His image. - John Marley in Faces (1968)

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Richard Forst: I want a divorce. (Maria starts laughing) Did you hear what I said? Maria Forst: (laughing) Oh, Dickie... Richard Forst: I want a divorce! (Maria stops laughing) That's the only thing to do, isn't it? Well, why don't you laugh? It's funny! - John Marley in Faces (1968)

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Richard Forst: Jeannie, do me a favor. Don't be silly anymore. Just be yourself. Jeannie: But I am myself. Who else would I be? Richard Forst: I'm serious. Jeannie: Definition of serious: Blah blah blah blah... - John Marley in Faces (1968)

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Richard Forst: No place like home. Maria Forst: What? Richard Forst: I said, Have you ever been to Rome? - John Marley in Faces (1968)

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Richard Forst: What do you want to drink? Maria Forst: Well, whatever it is, I want it on the rocks, straight and dirty, because I feel very very bitchy tonight. Richard Forst: Well, I feel very, very bitchy too. That makes two of us. - John Marley in Faces (1968)

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Richard Forst: What does Dracula do every night at midnight? He takes a coffin break. - John Marley in Faces (1968)

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Richard Forst: What is it that, that weighs five thousand pounds and it's got a stick through it? A hippo popsicle. - John Marley in Faces (1968)

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Richard Forst: What is it that's black and white and red all over? Maria Forst: A newspaper. Richard Forst: No, a zebra's ass. - John Marley in Faces (1968)

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Richard Forst: Why did the man throw, throw the clock out of the window, huh? He wanted to see time fly. - John Marley in Faces (1968)

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