Joan Madison: Just fill lines of your column an inch or two. Story about eight year boy fighting for the right to tell the truth.
Ernie Miller: We send wires, petitions form committees
Joan Madison: but that take time and money beside your column appears all over the country. Oh I read your column this afternoon
Ernie Miller: What did I say about you
Joan Madison: something about tractor replacing elephants in India

- Maureen O'Hara in Everything But the Truth (1956)