Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Do I look all rancid and clotted? You look at me, Jack. Eh? Look, eh? And I drink a lot of water, you know. I'm what you might call a water man, Jack - that's what I am. And I can swear to you, my boy, swear to you, that there's nothing wrong with my bodily fluids. Not a thing, Jackie.

- Peter Sellers (as Capt. L. Mandrake/ Pres. Merkin Muffley/ Dr. Strangelove) in Dr. Strangelove: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb (1964)

Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: If you don't put that gun away and stop this stupid nonsense, the court of Enquiry on this'll give you such a pranging, you'll be lucky if you end up wearing the uniform of a bloody toilet attendant.

- Peter Sellers (as Capt. L. Mandrake/ Pres. Merkin Muffley/ Dr. Strangelove) in Dr. Strangelove: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb (1964)