Larry: Hey, you only fell 14 feet! Why are ya getting sore? Moe: [Pretending to be surprised] Is that all it was? Larry: Yeah! - Larry Fine in Dizzy Detectives

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Larry: What happened? What's wrong? Curly: I'm dyin' and you start a quiz program! - Curly Howard in Dizzy Detectives

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Curly: I don't wanna be dead. There's no future in it! - Curly Howard in Dizzy Detectives

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Curly: That ox can't call me a monkey! Moe: Shut up you baboon! [Curly sticks his tongue at Moe while Moe puts a clothespin on his tongue] - Moe Howard in Dizzy Detectives

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Moe: [whispering] It's that crook and he's wearin' a fur coat! Come on! [the Stooges come up and Moe gets the gorilla's attention by kicking him in the butt. The Stooges all point their guns at the gorilla] Moe: Stick 'em up, Ape Man! We gotcha covered! [the gorilla destroys the Stooges' guns] Moe: Hey, fellas! Look! No human is strong enough to bend a gun barrel like that! Curly: It's real! A real chimmanypanzee! Larry: That's no chimp, ya chump! That's a gorilla! - Larry Fine in Dizzy Detectives

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Moe: Next time you handle a gun, shoot yourself in the head. Curly: I'll make a note of it. How do you spell head? Moe: B-O-N-E. head! [he whacks him in the head with a gun and the gun bends] - Moe Howard in Dizzy Detectives

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Moe: Where's your gun? Curly: Gun? Oh! The landlady's baby was cryin', so I gave it to the baby to play with. - Curly Howard in Dizzy Detectives

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