Goofy: [telling the judge why his parents are not at the hearing] Me mudder's in jail, and me old man went to get the check. We're on relief!

- Huntz Hall (as Goofy) in Crime School (1938)

Morgan: Those guards you fired were valuable men. Whatta you want to replace them with? A crew of schoolteachers?
Mark Braden: Maybe you got things just a little twisted, Morgan. This is a school you're running and not a prison. You're dealing with kids, not hardened criminals!

- Humphrey Bogart (as Mark Braden) in Crime School (1938)

Bugs: [seeing Goofy in an ill-fitting suit] What are you all dressed up for?
Goofy: Me and Pops was over to see Mom. She's in the county jail.
Fats: Yeah? What for?
Goofy: Thirty days. Pop's goin' next 'cause he's gonna beat up Mama when she gts out.

- Huntz Hall (as Goofy) in Crime School (1938)