Quotes from Cover Girl (1944)

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Gene Kelly
Danny McGuire: [Addressing Genius] You're a 'genius' at everything but minding your own business, aren't ya'?
- Gene Kelly (as Danny McGuire) in Cover Girl (1944)

Gene Kelly
Danny McGuire: [indicates Noel Wheaton] This gentleman has been in the theater a good many years.
[to Wheaton]
Danny McGuire: Now, you've been in my theater a good many years too. Why don't you be a good boy and scram?
- Gene Kelly (as Danny McGuire) in Cover Girl (1944)

Gene Kelly
Danny McGuire: If I'm sorry nothing came of it, I'm a liar. If I'm glad, I'm a heel. Where do we go from here?
- Gene Kelly (as Danny McGuire) in Cover Girl (1944)

Eve Arden
John Coudair: What would you do if your youth should walk in that door?
Cornelia 'Stonewall' Jackson: I'd put braces on its teeth.
- Eve Arden (as Cornelia 'Stonewall' Jackson) in Cover Girl (1944)

Phil Silvers
Genius: [From the song "Who's Complaining?" which dealt with food rationing during World War Two] "Because of Axis trickery, my coffee now is chicory, and I can rarely purloin a sirloin... No complaining, through the campaigning. Who cares if the carrots are few? I'll feed myself on artichokes, until that Nazi party chokes, so long as they don't ration, my passion, for you!"
- Phil Silvers (as Genius) in Cover Girl (1944)

Phil Silvers
Genius: I don't feel good.
Rusty Parker: Oh, you don't? Where?
Genius: In the hall.
- Phil Silvers (as Genius) in Cover Girl (1944)

Phil Silvers
Genius: You know something? I love him too.
Danny McGuire: Yeah?
Genius: You know why?
Danny McGuire: Why?
Genius: Because he's dumber than me.
Danny McGuire: Dumber than I.
Genius: Okay. Then he's dumber than the both of us.
[Danny winces]
- Phil Silvers (as Genius) in Cover Girl (1944)

Phil Silvers
Genius: You probably know what you're doin', Mr. Coudair. But that was a pretty swell thing those kids had. Certainly glad I'm not the one that broke it up, I couldn't sleep nights.
- Phil Silvers (as Genius) in Cover Girl (1944)

Lee Bowman
Noel Wheaton: That's my one virtue. I have nice friends.
- Lee Bowman (as Noel Wheaton) in Cover Girl (1944)

Phil Silvers
Rusty Parker: Oh, how I hate oysters!
Genius: Ain't they repulsive?
- Phil Silvers (as Genius) in Cover Girl (1944)