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Quotes from Copacabana (1947)

10 quotes
Groucho Marx
Carmen Novarro: [trying to sneak into their hotel] Why don't we get married?
Lionel Q. Deveraux: Let's not rush into marriage; we can't even get into the hotel.
Groucho Marx
Carmen Novarro: I don't think you want to marry me.
Lionel Q. Deveraux: How can you say that? We've been engaged for almost ten years!
Groucho Marx
Carmen Novarro: Why are you always chasing women?
Lionel Q. Deveraux: I'll tell you as soon as I catch one.
Groucho Marx
Liggett, an Agent: I've got so many clients, they get in my hair!
Lionel Q. Deveraux: This guy must handle a flea circus.
Groucho Marx
Steve Hunt: Do I know you?
Lionel Q. Deveraux: Do you know me? Lionel Q. Deveraux, your old room mate at Yale?
Steve Hunt: I never went to Yale.
Lionel Q. Deveraux: Remember those good old days at Erasmus High?
Steve Hunt: I never went to Erasmus High.
Lionel Q. Deveraux: At least you do remember when we graduated from PS 27?
Steve Hunt: No.
Lionel Q. Deveraux: Say, for a man with no education, you've done alright.
Groucho Marx
Abe Green - Editor of Variety: Now listen, Deveraux. You and I both know this check is no good.
Lionel Q. Deveraux: Oh? I thought only I knew it.
Groucho Marx
Lionel Q. Deveraux: [handing Carmen's mink stole to a hat-check girl] Take good care of this, and at ten o'clock give it a saucer of milk.
Groucho Marx
Lionel Q. Deveraux: Listen, babe.
Specialty: Yes?
Lionel Q. Deveraux: How'd you like to see your name in lights?
Specialty: Why, are you an electrician?
Lionel Q. Deveraux: No, but I've got some good connections.
Groucho Marx
Lionel Q. Deveraux: This is an outrage! You'll hear from my lawyer! As soon as he gets a telephone!
Groucho Marx
Lionel Q. Deveraux: You ought to go and get cured by Penicilin.
Singer Andy Russell: Well, it is good for my throat.
Lionel Q. Deveraux: So is a razor!