Dog: Wait a minute, wait a minute. Now, uh, you're a cat, right?
Claude Cat: Right.
Dog: And, uh, cats eat mice, right?
Claude Cat: No!
Dog: You - he-he - you're mice, right?
Hubie: Right.
Dog: And mice, they eat cheese, right?
Hubie, Bertie: Cheese? Ahh! Don't mention that word!

- Stan Freberg in Cheese Chasers (1951)

Hubie: Bert, an average mouse eats 12 pounds of cheese in a lifetime. I figure tonight we've lived 2000 years.

- Mel Blanc in Cheese Chasers (1951)

Bertie: Hubie, I'll never be able to touch this stuff again.
Hubie: Me neither. So there's nothing left to live for.
Bertie: You mean...?
[Hubie nods]
Hubie: Come on, Bert. Let's get it over with.
Bertie: Yeah, yeah. Over.

- Stan Freberg in Cheese Chasers (1951)