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Burnbridge Waters:
How DARE you fall in love on my time. This is dishonest, treacherous and UN-american.
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Vincent Price
(as Burnbridge Waters)
in
Champagne for Caesar
(1950)
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Burnbridge Waters:
I have an idea. I want to find what the average man thinks of it. Then when we've found out what he thinks of it, we'll change his thinking.
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Vincent Price
(as Burnbridge Waters)
in
Champagne for Caesar
(1950)
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Burnbridge Waters:
I loathe humor, and you are humorous.
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Vincent Price
(as Burnbridge Waters)
in
Champagne for Caesar
(1950)
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Burnbridge Waters:
We have a Frankenstein on our hands, and a very well-informed Frankenstein. He must be stopped.
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Vincent Price
(as Burnbridge Waters)
in
Champagne for Caesar
(1950)
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Burnbridge Waters:
When people fall in love, they often act a little foolishly
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Vincent Price
(as Burnbridge Waters)
in
Champagne for Caesar
(1950)
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[Burnbridge Waters is attempting to dissuade Beauregard Bottomley from taking his winnings]
Burnbridge Waters: Oh, don't thank me, Beauregard. Just stay as you are. Walk out of here into the sunshine of a carefree world, wise in the knowledge that I have bestowed on you. For it is my sincere conviction that the only way to be happy is to be poor. Beauregard Bottomley: My dear Burnbridge, I see your point. I am about to make you the happiest man in the world.
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Ronald Colman
(as Beauregard Bottomley)
in
Champagne for Caesar
(1950)
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[Burnbridge Waters is interviewing Beauregard Bottomley for a job]
Burnbridge Waters: I'm thinking of introducing onto the market an all-purpose cake of soap that can also be used to clean teeth. Beauregard Bottomley: [laughs] I see, sort of a foaming at the mouth approach, eh? Burnbridge Waters: [not amused at all] You would have started tomorrow. Beauregard Bottomley: That would have been fine, but aren't we using a strange tense - would have? Burnbridge Waters: No sir, we are not.
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Vincent Price
(as Burnbridge Waters)
in
Champagne for Caesar
(1950)
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[Happy Hogan leaves coldly when Gwenn is flirting with him]
Beauregard Bottomley: You'll never be more spotless, Gwenn, you've been throughly brushed off. Gwenn Bottomley: I think he's quite amusing. Did you notice his wonderful smile? Beauregard Bottomley: Did I? I feel I know each one of his teeth personally.
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Ronald Colman
(as Beauregard Bottomley)
in
Champagne for Caesar
(1950)
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