Marjoribanks: I always find the first few days make me feel quite drowsy.
Captain: Shut your port-hole.
Marjoribanks: Begging your pardon, sir, one must have fresh...
Captain: ...and your cake-hole.

- Sid James in Carry On Cruising (1962)

Doctor: You're overwrought!
Glad: I'm underprivileged!

- Liz Fraser in Carry On Cruising (1962)

Captain: Flo! Ebb a bit.

- Sid James in Carry On Cruising (1962)

Captain: I'm going to be blunt, and make some very cutting remarks.
Marjoribanks: To be sure, sir, that's a contradiction in terms, but then English is a very curious language!
Captain: If you interrupt me once more, Mr....?
Marjoribanks: Marjoribanks, sir.
Captain: You interrupt me once more, mate, and you'll hear some really curious language!

- Sid James in Carry On Cruising (1962)