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Quotes from Cactus Flower (1969)

48 quotes
Goldie Hawn
Dr. Julian Winston: I'm a bastard, the biggest bastard in the whole world.
Toni Simmons: Julian, please, you're starting to make it sound like bragging.
- Goldie Hawn (as Toni Simmons) in Cactus Flower (1969)

Irene Hervey
Mrs. Durant: Oh, isn't he a marvelous dentist?
Harvey Greenfield: Great.
Mrs. Durant: But with his talents he would have made an even better obstetrician.
- Irene Hervey (as Mrs. Durant) in Cactus Flower (1969)

Jack Weston
Georgia: If you work for the CIA, how come you hang around with dentists?
Harvey Greenfield: He's installing a miniature radio transmitor in my wisdom tooth.
- Jack Weston (as Harvey Greenfield) in Cactus Flower (1969)

Ingrid Bergman
Harvey Greenfield: Drink up. It'll make me look better to you.
Stephanie: There isn't that much wine in the world.
Harvey Greenfield: To our love affair.
[clinking glasses]
Stephanie: God forbid.
- Ingrid Bergman (as Stephanie Dickinson) in Cactus Flower (1969)

Ingrid Bergman
Harvey Greenfield: I was reading the other day, a dentist in New Jersey has topless nurses.
Stephanie: I didn't know you were interested in reading.
- Ingrid Bergman (as Stephanie Dickinson) in Cactus Flower (1969)

Walter Matthau
Harvey Greenfield: Julian, I feel insulted. It isn't as if I'm planning to stick ya.
Dr. Julian Winston: It isn't as if you're planning to pay me, either.
- Walter Matthau (as Dr. Julian Winston) in Cactus Flower (1969)

Jack Weston
Harvey Greenfield: Now look, I can give you a dozen explanations, but you might as well know the real one: I'm a member of the CIA.
Georgia: The CIA??? I thought you were a television actor?
Harvey Greenfield: That's my cover. So if you ever see me in public with another girl you must pretend not to know me, or it could put my life in great danger.
- Jack Weston (as Harvey Greenfield) in Cactus Flower (1969)

Jack Weston
Harvey Greenfield: Good, very good... That's such a big, dirty, rotten, filthy lie, it has class.
- Jack Weston (as Harvey Greenfield) in Cactus Flower (1969)

Ingrid Bergman
Señor Sánchez: What shall we drink?
Stephanie: Oh, let's have some of that crazy Idaho champagne.
- Ingrid Bergman (as Stephanie Dickinson) in Cactus Flower (1969)

Ingrid Bergman
Stephanie: Funny how whenever people hurt your feelings, they're always doing it for your own good.
- Ingrid Bergman (as Stephanie Dickinson) in Cactus Flower (1969)