Quotes from Bye Bye Birdie (1963)
13 quotes
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Albert Peterson:
[singing] Oh one last kiss... there never was such bliss... I love your dentifrice!
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Dick Van Dyke
(as Albert F. Peterson)
in
Bye Bye Birdie
(1963)
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Kim McAfee:
Harry, do you have a cigarette? I've run out.
Harry McAfee: So have I, how 'bout my pipe?
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Paul Lynde
(as Harry McAfee)
in
Bye Bye Birdie
(1963)
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Harry McAfee:
I know that showbiz type! I never told you this, but one summer I worked with the circus... all those midgets... WILD! They're probably livin' in sin.
Doris McAfee: Harry Lionel McAfee! Harry McAfee: They've been engaged for six years. Don't tell me they haven't... Doris McAfee: We were engaged for five years. Harry McAfee: He's not as stupid as I was.
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Paul Lynde
(as Harry McAfee)
in
Bye Bye Birdie
(1963)
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Harry McAfee:
Nice? Heh HEH! I know that show business crowd - probably living in sin.
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Paul Lynde
(as Harry McAfee)
in
Bye Bye Birdie
(1963)
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Harry McAfee:
No matter how many millions I make selling Speed-Up, I'll still be the same humble, lovable guy I always was. And if any of those hicks try to push me around, I'll break 'em.
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Paul Lynde
(as Harry McAfee)
in
Bye Bye Birdie
(1963)
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Harry McAfee:
The next time I have a daughter, I hope it's a boy!
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Paul Lynde
(as Harry McAfee)
in
Bye Bye Birdie
(1963)
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Doris McAfee:
You know these adolescents! Kim'll lose face!
Harry McAfee: And if I don't get him out that's not all she'll...
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Paul Lynde
(as Harry McAfee)
in
Bye Bye Birdie
(1963)
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[after Kim has dyed her hair]
Harry McAfee: You dare defy your mother? Kim McAfee: Well, it's my hair. Harry McAfee: Not till you're 21!
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Paul Lynde
(as Harry McAfee)
in
Bye Bye Birdie
(1963)
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Paul Lynde
(as Harry McAfee)
in
Bye Bye Birdie
(1963)
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Mae Peterson:
Now, don't try to pay me back, son. I forgive you. So what if you're an ingrate? So long as you're happy.
Albert Peterson: I don't wanna be happy!
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Dick Van Dyke
(as Albert F. Peterson)
in
Bye Bye Birdie
(1963)
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