Ethel: [to Corie, after just climbing up the stairs to Paul and Corie's top-floor apartment] I remember when you were a little girl, you said you wanted to live on the moon... I thought you were kidding. - Mildred Natwick (as Ethel Banks) in Barefoot in the Park (1967)

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Ethel: I feel like we've died and gone to heaven - only we had to climb up. - Mildred Natwick (as Ethel Banks) in Barefoot in the Park (1967)

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Ethel: I had to park the car three blocks away. Then it started to rain so I ran the last two blocks. Then my heel got caught in a subway grating. When I pulled my foot out, I stepped in a puddle. Then a cab went by and splashed my stockings. If the hardware store downstairs was open, I was going to buy a knife and kill myself. - Mildred Natwick (as Ethel Banks) in Barefoot in the Park (1967)

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Ethel: Make him feel important. If you do that, you'll have a happy and wonderful marriage - like two out of every ten couples. - Mildred Natwick (as Ethel Banks) in Barefoot in the Park (1967)

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Harry Pepper, Telephone man: My name's Harry Pepper if you ever have any trouble with line, do me a favor, don't ask for Harry Pepper. - Herb Edelman (as Harry Pepper) in Barefoot in the Park (1967)

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Victor Velasco: No, you said "Fly you have a waiter in my soup." Corie Bratter: Well I did! He put his hand in my soup to get the fly out! - Jane Fonda (as Corie Bratter) in Barefoot in the Park (1967)

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Victor Velasco: Shama shama elma commama! - Charles Boyer (as Victor Velasco) in Barefoot in the Park (1967)

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Victor Velasco: So what are you, a folk singer? Corie Bratter: No, a wife! - Jane Fonda (as Corie Bratter) in Barefoot in the Park (1967)

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Corie Bratter: My divorce! When do I get my divorce! Paul Bratter: How should I know? The marriage license hasn't even come in yet! - Robert Redford (as Paul Bratter) in Barefoot in the Park (1967)

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Corie Bratter: Paul, I think I'm gonna be a lousy wife. But don't be angry with me. I love you very much - and I'm very sexy! - Jane Fonda (as Corie Bratter) in Barefoot in the Park (1967)

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