Adam J. Niles: [Pulls into the driveway of the home he's just rented in Paradise] It's pink.
Rosemary Howard: It's not pink, its "California coral".
Adam J. Niles: Who comes up with the names of colors in this country, Tennessee Williams?

- Bob Hope (as Adam J. Niles) in Bachelor in Paradise (1961)

[after entering his house in Paradise]
Adam J. Niles: It's charming. What do you call this style... early Disneyland?

- Bob Hope (as Adam J. Niles) in Bachelor in Paradise (1961)

[fire department arrives when Niles' washing machine overflows]
Fireman: There's no fire?
Adam J. Niles: Well if I hollered "Soap!" who'd come?

- Bob Hope (as Adam J. Niles) in Bachelor in Paradise (1961)