Moe: [hitting on a waitress at a fancy party] You know, all my life I've dreamed of loving a girl like you.
[Moe closes his eyes, and the waitress takes the opportunity to leave]
Moe: And I never believed in love at first sight until this very minute. Kiss me. Aw, kiss me.
[Curly leans in and kisses Moe]
Curley: Anything else, sir?
Moe: [opening his eyes and seeing Curly] I'm poisoned!

- Moe Howard in Ants in the Pantry (1936)

Moe: [Larry has a bear trap to carry on the Stooges way to the mansion]
[to Larry]
Moe: Hey, what's with the bear trap?
Larry: You never know when we will meet up with a bear.
Moe: Well, meet my bare hand!
[slap]
Moe: Get out!

- Moe Howard in Ants in the Pantry (1936)