Casey Edwards: [seeing one of Freddie's booby traps] That is the most ridiculous thing I have ever seen. Freddie Phillips: Oh yeah? Well let me tell you something, if the murderer comes in here alone, somebody else is gonna carry him out. - Lou Costello (as Freddie Phillips) in Abbott and Costello Meet the Killer, Boris Karloff (1949)

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Casey Edwards: Freddie, where did you that gun? Freddie Phillips: I don't know. Casey Edwards: Freddie, for the last time! Where did you get that gun? Freddie Phillips: I don't know. Casey Edwards: Where did you get that gun? Freddie Phillips: Hey, that's not fair. You said "for the last time". I answered it. - Lou Costello (as Freddie Phillips) in Abbott and Costello Meet the Killer, Boris Karloff (1949)

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Casey Edwards: It's Milford. Strickland's secretary. Freddie Phillips: What's he hangin' around here for? Casey Edwards: He's hang - - He's dead, you dope. - Bud Abbott (as Casey Edwards) in Abbott and Costello Meet the Killer, Boris Karloff (1949)

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Freddie Phillips: [upon escaping a steambox] I saw a hand turn around the corner, and he put on a lot of steam, all the steam he could put on, f-full force... I think somebody's trying to kill me. - Lou Costello (as Freddie Phillips) in Abbott and Costello Meet the Killer, Boris Karloff (1949)

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Freddie Phillips: Ain't I a lucky stiff? Lucky stiff? I should've never left Paterson. - Lou Costello (as Freddie Phillips) in Abbott and Costello Meet the Killer, Boris Karloff (1949)

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Freddie Phillips: I have a confession to make. Angela Gordon: You did it? Freddie Phillips: No, I mean that stuff [champagne] Freddie Phillips: I don't drink that stuff, that's like drinking poison. Angela Gordon: Oh come on... Freddie Phillips: Oh stop it, the bubbles' is tickling my nose. Angela Gordon: For little Angela... Freddie Phillips: I wouldn't drink it for big Angela. - Lou Costello (as Freddie Phillips) in Abbott and Costello Meet the Killer, Boris Karloff (1949)

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Freddie Phillips: It's a booby trap. Casey Edwards: For what? Freddie Phillips: For boobs. - Lou Costello (as Freddie Phillips) in Abbott and Costello Meet the Killer, Boris Karloff (1949)

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Freddie Phillips: Who's the culprit? Casey Edwards: The culprit and the murderer are the same! - Bud Abbott (as Casey Edwards) in Abbott and Costello Meet the Killer, Boris Karloff (1949)

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Insp. Wellman: I'm going to locate Milford and Relia if I have to take this hotel apart with my own hands. - James Flavin (as Insp. Wellman) in Abbott and Costello Meet the Killer, Boris Karloff (1949)

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Insp. Wellman: Someone in this room knows a lot more than he or she is admitting, and I intend to find out who it is. - James Flavin (as Insp. Wellman) in Abbott and Costello Meet the Killer, Boris Karloff (1949)

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