Lester: I hereby claim Mars in the name of the United States of America.
Orville: Me too.

- Lou Costello (as Orville) in Abbott and Costello Go to Mars (1953)

Orville: What kind of hot rod was that?

- Lou Costello (as Orville) in Abbott and Costello Go to Mars (1953)

Venusian #1: What is it?
Allura: I could be wrong, but I think it's a man.
Venusian #2: That's a man?

- Mari Blanchard (as Allura) in Abbott and Costello Go to Mars (1953)

[last lines]
Orville: She found me again.

- Lou Costello (as Orville) in Abbott and Costello Go to Mars (1953)