Sidney Pudney: Beat it, as the monkey said to the egg whisk. - Ron Moody in A Pair of Briefs (1935)

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Sidney Pudney: Don't get pickled, as the monkey said to the onion. - Ron Moody in A Pair of Briefs (1935)

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Sidney Pudney: Dry up, as the monkey said to the leaky tap. - Ron Moody in A Pair of Briefs (1935)

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Sidney Pudney: Funiculi, funicula, as the monkey said when the Iti took him up the mountain. - Ron Moody in A Pair of Briefs (1935)

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Sidney Pudney: Hop it, as the monkey said to the kangaroo. - Ron Moody in A Pair of Briefs (1935)

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Sidney Pudney: I was selling off war surplus before the war even started! - Ron Moody in A Pair of Briefs (1935)

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Sidney Pudney: No hard feelings, as the monkey said to the... oh what's the use, you never laughed at my jokes anyway. - Ron Moody in A Pair of Briefs (1935)

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Sidney Pudney: Search me, as the monkey said to his mate. - Ron Moody in A Pair of Briefs (1935)

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Sidney Pudney: See you in the dock sometime, as the monkey said to the tramp steamer. - Ron Moody in A Pair of Briefs (1935)

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Sidney Pudney: Take a running jump at yourself, as the monkey said to the performing flea. - Ron Moody in A Pair of Briefs (1935)

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