Paul Pain: I'm Paul Pain, the heart throb of millions!
Larry: What's a heart throb?
Curly: A pain in the neck! Nyuk nyuk nyuk!

- Curly Howard in A Pain in the Pullman (1936)

Curly: [looking in a cookbook with their monkey Joe on his shoulder] There's someplace in this book that says how to cook a monkey.
[Joe lightly raps him on the head a few times]
Moe: Joe's right, we can't eat the act.

- Moe Howard in A Pain in the Pullman (1936)

Moe: Hey, you! Wake up and go to sleep.

- Moe Howard in A Pain in the Pullman (1936)

Johnson: [hearing the monkey] What's that noise?
Moe: Aw, ya shouldn't believe everything ya hear.

- Moe Howard in A Pain in the Pullman (1936)