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T.V. Director:
We are on in twenty minutes.
George: Can I say something? T.V. Director: What? George: I don't think it's very likely that we will go on. The law of averages is against it.
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George Harrison
(as George)
in
A Hard Day's Night
(1964)
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T.V. Director:
You don't know what this means to me. If you hadn't come back it would have meant... the epilogue or the news... in Welsh... for life!
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Victor Spinetti
(as T.V. Director)
in
A Hard Day's Night
(1964)
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Millie:
Oh, wait a minute, don't tell me who you are.
John: No, I'm not. Millie: Oh, you are. John: I'm not. Millie: Oh, you are, I know you are. John: I'm not, no. Millie: You look just like him. John: Do I? You're the first one that's said that ever. Millie: [motions to the mirror] Yes, you do. Look. John: No, my eyes are lighter. The nose. Millie: Oh, your nose is very. John: Is it? Millie: I would have said so. John: Oh, you know him better, though. Millie: I do not! He's only a casual acquaintance. John: That's what you say. Millie: What have you heard? John: [leans in, lowers his voice] It's all over the place. Millie: Is it? Is it really? John: Mmm, but I wouldn't have it. I stuck up for you. Millie: I knew I could rely on you. John: Thanks. Millie: [puts on her glasses] You don't look like him at all. [John walks away, pouting] John: [to himself] She looks more like him than I do.
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John Lennon
(as John)
in
A Hard Day's Night
(1964)
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Paul:
Oh, that this too, too solid flesh would melt... Zap!
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Paul McCartney
(as Paul)
in
A Hard Day's Night
(1964)
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Paul:
Yeah, where's the old mixer?
Grandfather: Here, Paulie. Paul: I've got a few words to say to you, two-faced John McCartney. John: Oh, leave him alone. He's back, isn't he? He can't help being old. Paul: What's being old got to do with it? He's a trouble-maker and a mixer, that's good enough for me!
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Paul McCartney
(as Paul)
in
A Hard Day's Night
(1964)
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John:
[cuts tailor's tape measure with scissors and in girly voice] I now declare this bridge open!
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John Lennon
(as John)
in
A Hard Day's Night
(1964)
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John:
[John is combing a fake beard in the mirror; girlish voice] My name's Betty.
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John Lennon
(as John)
in
A Hard Day's Night
(1964)
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John:
[repeated line; to Norm] You're a swine.
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John Lennon
(as John)
in
A Hard Day's Night
(1964)
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John:
[to Grandpa as he sulks] Don't worry son, we'll get you the best lawyer green stamps can buy.
Paul: Oh ho, it's a laugh a line with Lennon! John: Anyway, it's your fault. Paul: Why me? John: Why not you? [pause, he looks around baggage holding, pats the dog next to him] John: God, it's depressing in here, isn't it? Funny. They usually reckon dogs more than people in England. You'd expect something more palatial. [turns back to Paul] John: Let's do something then. Paul: Like what? [John takes out a pack of cards] Paul: Okay. George: [as the schoolgirls arrive to watch] There's the girls. Ringo: I'll deal. John: [Ringo separates the cards into two even piles and simply flicks through them] Aye aye, the Liverpool Shuffle. Ringo: [after montage of them playing with 'I Should Have Known Better' in background, Ringo has won] Mine, all mine! John: He's wearing his lucky rings.
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John Lennon
(as John)
in
A Hard Day's Night
(1964)
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John:
And we're looking after him, are we?
Grandfather: I'll look after myself. Paul: Yeah, that's what I'm afraid of. John: He's got you worried, then? Paul: Him? He's a villain, a real mixer. And he costs you a fortune in Breach of Promise cases.
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Paul McCartney
(as Paul)
in
A Hard Day's Night
(1964)
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