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Lean Cowboy:
Who's that, anyway?
Fat Cowboy: I don't know. Looked like a Jap to me. Toothless Cowboy: Nah, he's Chinese. Fat Cowboy: How do you know? Toothless Cowboy: 'Cause I ain't stupid.
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Douglas Fowley
(as Toothless Cowboy)
in
7 Faces of Dr. Lao
(1964)
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Tony Randall
(as Dr. Lao / The Abominable Snowman / Merlin the Magician / Apollonius of Tyana / Pan / The Giant Serpent / Medusa / Audience Member)
in
7 Faces of Dr. Lao
(1964)
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Mike:
How old are you?
Dr. Lao: I believe I will tell you. I am seven thousand, three hundred and twenty-two years old... this October.
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Tony Randall
(as Dr. Lao / The Abominable Snowman / Merlin the Magician / Apollonius of Tyana / Pan / The Giant Serpent / Medusa / Audience Member)
in
7 Faces of Dr. Lao
(1964)
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Mayor James Sargent:
He doesn't want to lose. Who does?
Clint Stark: I do. Mayor Sargent, every time I bet on weakness, corruption, fallibility... I want to lose. But I always win.
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Arthur O'Connell
(as Clint Stark)
in
7 Faces of Dr. Lao
(1964)
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Dr. Lao:
[Dr. Lao's Welcome speech] This is the circus of Dr. Lao./ We show you things that you don't know./We've spared no pains and spared no dough,/ but we wanted to give you one helluva show.
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Tony Randall
(as Dr. Lao / The Abominable Snowman / Merlin the Magician / Apollonius of Tyana / Pan / The Giant Serpent / Medusa / Audience Member)
in
7 Faces of Dr. Lao
(1964)
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Dr. Lao:
Every time you pick up a grain of sand you hold a universe in the palm of your hand.
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Tony Randall
(as Dr. Lao / The Abominable Snowman / Merlin the Magician / Apollonius of Tyana / Pan / The Giant Serpent / Medusa / Audience Member)
in
7 Faces of Dr. Lao
(1964)
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Tony Randall
(as Dr. Lao / The Abominable Snowman / Merlin the Magician / Apollonius of Tyana / Pan / The Giant Serpent / Medusa / Audience Member)
in
7 Faces of Dr. Lao
(1964)
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Dr. Lao:
Now, Mr. Cunningham, do you suppose this garrulous intruder may be a... a swindler, perhaps, an assassin, a charlatan plotting some curious disaster for your town? Such characters exist, but they are secretive rather than mysterious. I, sir, am a major mystery.
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Tony Randall
(as Dr. Lao / The Abominable Snowman / Merlin the Magician / Apollonius of Tyana / Pan / The Giant Serpent / Medusa / Audience Member)
in
7 Faces of Dr. Lao
(1964)
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Dr. Lao:
The whole world is a circus if you know how to look at it.
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Tony Randall
(as Dr. Lao / The Abominable Snowman / Merlin the Magician / Apollonius of Tyana / Pan / The Giant Serpent / Medusa / Audience Member)
in
7 Faces of Dr. Lao
(1964)
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Dr. Lao:
This is the circus of Dr. Lao. We show you things that you don't know. Oh we spare no pains and we spare no dough, oh we want to give you one hell of a show. And youth may come and age may go, but no more circuses like this show.
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Tony Randall
(as Dr. Lao / The Abominable Snowman / Merlin the Magician / Apollonius of Tyana / Pan / The Giant Serpent / Medusa / Audience Member)
in
7 Faces of Dr. Lao
(1964)
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